110+ Catchy Giraffe Day Quotes, Puns & Sayings

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Save Giraffes Slogans, Taglines & Instagram Captions | World Giraffe Day

Let’s save Giraffes
I love giraffes, Do you?
Save the long-necks
Giraffe’s neck is long and strong,
killing them for fur is very very wrong
Save our tall friends
Save these magnificent creatures
Giraffes love leaves and grass,
jail the poachers trying to harass
Giraffe’s kick is very very powerful,
poachers have made their condition pitiful
Save the Giraffe
Protect and respect
Let’s join hands to save giraffes
Don’t let me disappear
Together we can save giraffes
Save giraffe, Save life… Save planet
Live & let live
Jungles and giraffes are made for each other.
Without them, the world will not be the same. Save Giraffes
Save the giraffes before they start living just in our stories.
Nature is not against Giraffes, why are you?
Once the giraffe is history, it won’t repeat itself…
Will your grandchildren see a live Giraffe?
Don’t kill the beauty of the jungle
I am a treasure, not a trophy. Stop killing Giraffes
Want to shoot giraffes?… Use cameras!
Shoot them, but with a camera.
Giraffes have a family too. Don’t kill them for your fun.
My mom never came back. Say NO to hunting
What is my crime?
Keep calm & save the giraffe
You can’t love nature with a gun.
Have a heart, do your part. Save the giraffe.
Fight for the giraffe’s right
Fur is not fair
Save our furry friends
Real people wear fake fur
Fur is the Greed, not the Need
Don’t wear your friends
Make compassion, the fashion. Don’t use fur
Cavemen wore fur. Have you evolved?

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You can live without fur. Giraffes can’t.
Fur: Beautiful on giraffes, ugly on people
Love Giraffes, don’t wear them
Wear fake, for the giraffe’s sake
When the buying of the fur stops, killings too
Are your fancy jackets worth killing a giraffe?
Fur is worn by beautiful giraffes and heartless people
Wearing fur is not our need,
Don’t kill giraffes for your greed
Don’t get caught in the fashion trap,
Wearing fur is absolutely crap
Being ‘Extinct’ Stinks!
Extinction is forever
If giraffes are lost,
we will pay the cost.
The ones who have no voice, need you to speak up.
Let’s unite as one,
saving giraffes is just so fun
Help save their existence,
giraffes need your assistance
For the giraffes you must fight,
so they won’t disappear out of sight
Giraffes are rapidly fading away;
can’t we help them in some way?
It’s no fun to be endanger;
show you care, don’t be a stranger.
Only if we understand… we can care;
Only if we care…we will help;
Only if we help… they shall be saved

Save Giraffes / Giraffe Conservation Quotes

“Wildlife is something which man cannot construct. Once it is gone, it is gone forever. Man can rebuild a pyramid, but he can’t rebuild ecology, or a giraffe.” — Joy Adamson
“Nothing is more important than saving … the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. The humans? The planet does not need humans.” — James Lee
“Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they’re in the game.” ― Paul Rodriguez.
“Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it alright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.” ― Henry David Thoreau

Funny Family Friendly Puns & Jokes on Giraffe

Stop Girrafing me
What do you get when two giraffes collide?
— A giraffic jam
What do you call a giraffe that turns into a boat?
— A Girraft
Where do you put Giraffes that don’t feel good?
— Giraffe-Sick Park
Why was the giraffe so well respected at the zoo?
— Because everybody looked up to him
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
— It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
Why do giraffes make bad bosses?
— Because they can’t see eye-to-eye with their employees
What do giraffes have that no one else has?
— Baby giraffes!
Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
— He had his head in the clouds
What do you call a street art of a giraffe?
— Giraffiti
Why don’t giraffes like to go to the playground?
— Because the monkeys use them for slides.
How do you write a report on a giraffe?
— With the help of a really tall ladder
Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
— Let me warn you, it’s a long one.
Why did none of the giraffe’s friends ever laugh when she told a joke?
— It always went over their heads.
What is the best way to represent data?
— g-raph
What do you call a royal giraffe?
— Your high-ness
Why don’t people believe giraffes’ stories?
— Because they tell tall tales

Popular Quotes on Giraffe

“A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing.” — Robert Fulghum
“Evolution is so creative. That’s how we got giraffes.” — Kurt Vonnegut
“Did you ever see a giraffe? It is like something from between the regions of truth and fiction.” — Geraldine Jewsbury
“However much you know giraffes, to see one in the wild for the first time feels prehistoric.” — Jane Goodall
“I have family in Tanzania. I can’t even explain the joy of riding through the Tanzania national park and seeing giraffes run across the road and elephants over in a pond and baboons running.” — Emanuel Cleaver
“God must’ve had a blast. painting the stripes on the zebra, hanging the stars in the sky, putting the gold in the sunset. What creativity! Stretching the neck of the giraffe, putting the flutter in the mockingbird’s wings, planting the giggle in the hyena. And then, as a finale to a brilliant performance, He made a human who had the unique honour to bear the stamp, In His Image.” — Max Lucado
“When I’m feeling sad, or lonely, and I don’t know what I’m doing and I don’t know where I’m going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Myself just telling my present self, “It’s okay. You just gotta grab that giraffe by the ears and ride it on out.” — Jenna Marbles
“A giraffe is so much a lady that one refrains from thinking of her legs, but remembers her as floating over the plains in long garb, draperies of morning mist her mirage.” — Isak Dinesen
“God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. ” — Pablo Picasso

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“Consider the biggest animals on the planet: elephants, and buffaloes, and giraffes. These are vegetarian animals. They grow to thousands of pounds of muscle and bone without ever eating cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizzas.” — Michael Klaper
“My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty of Africa.” — Caterina Murino
“If you let hydrogen gas alone for 13 billion years it will become giraffes, rose bushes and humans.” — Brian Swimme
It’s an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet.” — Joanna Lumley
“I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I’ve got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked.” — Joanna Lumley
“NASA space scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits.” — Joanna Lumley
“We transported eight giraffes, and there are now nine because one gave birth to a male shortly afterwards. They carry their pregnancies very well-they all looked the same.” — Joanna Lumley
“I do feel that evolution is being controlled by some sort of divine engineer. I can’t help thinking that. And this engineer knows exactly what he or she is doing and why, and where evolution is headed. That’s why we’ve got giraffes and hippopotami and the clap.” — Kurt Vonnegut

Wise & Motivational Quotes on Giraffe

“Well as giraffes say, you don’t get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.” — Sid Waddell
“Sometimes facing opportunity is like staring at the knees of a giraffe.” — Laurie Beth Jones
“On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.” — Bill Vaughan

Cute & Funny Quotes on Giraffe

“I’d hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.” — Mitch Hedberg
“I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don’t think I’ve ever got over it.” — Joanna Lumley
“I saw a giraffe with a short neck
That was sad
Or a deer” — Bo Burnham
“A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.” — Sean Lock
“When asked if he was a basketball player he replied No I clean giraffe ears.” — Elvin Hayes
“Why didn’t evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?” — Karl Pilkington
“Whence comes this idea that if what we are doing is fun, it can’t be God’s will? The God who made giraffes, a baby’s fingernails, a puppy’s tail, a crooknecked squash, the bobwhite’s call, and a young girl’s giggle, has a sense of humor. Make no mistake about that.” — Catherine Marshall
“Another Thing I’m Sick of Hearing: If I started that gay rights group, I must be gay. So if i start an animal rights group, what does that make me? A giraffe?” — James Howe

Famous Proverbs & Sayings on Giraffe

“God gave the giraffe a long neck so that He would not have to bend the palm tree.” — Arabian Proverb
“You do not teach a giraffe to run.” — Bantu Proverb
“The lion basks in the rays of the giraffe’s sun.” — Nigerian Proverb

List of Giraffe Related Days Celebrated Worldwide

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21 June	World Giraffe Day

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