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157+ Top Flirty, Super Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Always Work

    Super cheesy pick up lines that always work | Love and dating | Valentine's Day

    Although there are hundreds of pick up lines, only few of them are worth trying. I have shortlisted some really cheesy and super flirty, fun filled lines to make your date special. Here they are!

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    Cute Pick Up Lines

    1. I’ve been looking for you since I heard my first fairy-tale.
    2. I’m 100% single just for you.
    3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 
    4. Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you. 
    5. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
    6. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
    7. I can’t handle this dinner alone, come and help me.
    8. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
    9. Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. 
    10. God called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.
    11. Here, take my heart but don’t break it, okay?
    12. My whole life is a comedy. Who wants to turn it into a romantic comedy with me?
    13. I guess your parents are bakers, because they made you such a cutie pie!
    14. If you and I were socks we’d sure make a great pair. 
    15. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    16. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
    17. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
    18. You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I’m cute.


    Witty Pick Up Lines

    1. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
    2. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
    3. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
    4. Do you have a name or can I call you Mine?
    5. Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
    6. I can’t seem to find my heart anywhere. Did you steal it?
    7. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
    8. You breathe oxygen, too? We have so much in common.
    9. You remind me of my next girlfriend.
    10. I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.
    11. If “yes” was my answer, what would you ask me?
    12. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
    13. Did you invent the airplane? Because you sure seem ‘Wright’ for me.
    14. My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.
    15. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
    16. If you were a triangle, you’d be a acute one. 
    17. Are you a keyboard? Because you sure are my type. 
    18. Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
    19. Yup, what you’re experiencing right now is love at first sight.
    20. Do you need a place to stay? My heart is open for you.

    1. Let’s flip a coin. Head’s you’re mine, tails I’m yours.
    2. Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.
    3. I heard that you’re good at math. Would you help me replace my X without asking Y?
    4. I like your last name. We should share it.
    5. Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.
    6. I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.
    7. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
    8. Who wants to be jailed in my heart forever?
    9. On a scale of one to ten, I’d give you a nine — and I’m the one you need.
    10. If you fall in love with me, I’m not responsible for any damages. Consider yourself warned.
    11. Girl, aren’t you tired? You’ve been running in my mind all day.
    12. Careful, babe. Staring too much might cause you to fall in love.
    13. If I told you right now that this is me flirting with you, would you cooperate?


    Pick-Up Lines To Praise His/Her Beauty

    1. Darling, you are a work of art.
    2. You dropped something. My jaw!
    3. Am I staring at you too much? Sorry, I just can’t help it.
    4. Excuse me, why are you so sexy?
    5. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
    6. You are cute. Can I keep You?
    7. Are you a beaver? Because dam!
    8. Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
    9. I’ll nickname you bannana because I find you a-peeling.
    10. Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
    11. You know you’re pretty… pretty amazing.
    12. Did you swallow magnets? Cause you are attractive!
    13. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
    14. Do you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you got a pretty sweet ass!
    15. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
    16. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!
    17. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
    18. Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.
    19. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
    20. In a room full of art, I would still stare at you.
    21. You are a tornado with pretty eyes and a heartbeat.
    22. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
    23. It’s never illegal to be hot…unless it’s you who’s doing the arresting.
    24. Is it a Global warming or your hot figure, that is making me sweat?
    25. How can I face my problem if my problem is your face? I mean, it’s so attractive and mesmerizing!
    26. If you were a burger at mcdonalds you’d be the mcgorgeous
    27. I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.


    Clever Pick Up Lines To Get A Phone Number

    1. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
    2. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
    3. Excuse me ma’am, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
    4. Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
    5. I need some answers to my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
    6. I’m on a hunt – for your number.
    7. If you’re engaged, congratulations. If not, can I have your number?
    8. I don’t care if you make six digits. I just want your seven digits.
    9. Ready for a magic trick? Give me your phone, and I’ll make my number appear.
    10. My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
    11. I’m thinking about buying a new phone, because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
    12. I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Want to hear it?
    13. I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.


    Flirty Pick-Up Lines To Walk Her Home

    1. Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
    2. You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here. 


    Romantic Lines For The One You Really Love

    1. My mind is full of You!
    2. I want to be the one your “ex” hates, and your mom loves.
    3. Will you give hope to this hopeless romantic?
    4. My best love was chocolate. Then you came around.
    5. I am saving you a seat in my future, just in case you want to be part of the journey.
    6. “Come live in my heart and pay no rent.” – Samuel Lover
    7. You are my today and all of my tomorrows.
    8. I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
    9. You don’t cross my mind. You live there!
    10. If I ate a piece of candy for every time you popped up in my mind, I’d be fat.
    11. My first name and your last name would sound great together.
    12. Can I tie your shoes? Cause I don’t want you to fall for someone else.
    13. It’s said that nothing lasts forever. Will you be my nothing?
    14. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
    15. How about you come over here? I’ve got all of your favorites ready. Burgers, fries, smoothies, and me.
    16. I sincerely apologize for not being a part of your past. How about we spend the future together so I can make it up to you?
    17. I’m lucky because I have plans for today, for tomorrow, for the week, and for my whole life—to make you happy.
    18. Hi, I’m just planning my future and I wanted to ask you: Are you free for the rest of your life?
    19. The more time I spend around you, the more I realize just how much I can’t picture my life without you.
    20. Wouldn’t we look good on a wedding cake together?


    Cheesy Pick Up Lines To Get A Kiss / Get Intimate

    1. Let me touch your shirt so I can tell you if it’s boyfriend material.
    2. My favourite place is inside your hug.
    3. Smile. It’s the second-best thing you can do with your lips. Do you want me to show you the first?
    4. Kissing burns 6 calories a minute. Wanna workout together?
    5. Ready to eat me?
    6. Can I be your next mistake?
    7. Would you like to have me as your dessert?
    8. Do you feel tired and sleepy? Me too, maybe we should sleep together some time.
    9. Hugging and kissing are both very effective ways to relieve stress. I’m super stressed right now. Do you think you can assist me?
    10. Who wants to practice kissing with me?
    11. They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?
    12. Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited.
    13. Look at the time, it’s getting really late. Shouldn’t you be in my bed?
    14. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
    15. Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
    16. The ideal body weight that I’m striving to achieve is yours on mine.
    17. Hug me if I’m wrong but the world is flat right?
    18. Kiss me if I’m wrong but Dinosaurs still exist? Right?
    19. I lost my teddy. Will you sleep with me?
    20. I’m busy thinking of all the naughty stuff we can do.

    1. Let’s do some “we shouldn’t be doing this” kind of things.
    2. What am I doing in your inappropriate thoughts right now?
    3. Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!
    4. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
    5. If I was lost, would you take me home with you and shower me with lots of love?
    6. The only way I can read lips is if they’re touching mine.
    7. A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.
    8. I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve kissed you 3 times already.
    9. Never do the same mistake twice, unless he’s hot!
    10. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
    11. Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
    12. Cinderella by day, SINderella by night.
    13. Are you a cigarette because you’ve got a hot butt
    14. Oh no, my pants are falling for you.
    15. There’s always a wild side to an innocent face. Wanna see mine?
    16. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
    17. They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?
    18. Do your lips taste as good as they look.
    19. Black Friday sale, at my house. You and me, all clothes will be 100% off.
    20. Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
    21. For all the things my hands have held, the best by far is you.” – Andrew McMahon
    22. I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top. Your choice!
    23. I’m have high standards and a dirty mind. Are you up for the challenge?
    24. I’m on my bed, and you’re in yours. Clearly, one of us is in the wrong place.


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