91+ Fantastic Dinosaur Day Puns, Jokes & Quotes

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Catchy Dinosaur Day Slogans, Puns and Instagram Captions |International Dinosaur Month

I love dinosaurs
Let’s roar!
I am Roarsome!
I’m not saur-ee
Do you want to gift-raptor your present?
Have a ‘Dino’mite Day!
I’m a nervous rex
I dino what to say
T-rex loved meat, I am a T-Rex
Today, I want to be a dinosaur!
Ready to roar?
Dinosaurs can look cute too
Dinosaurs: Beast or Best?
Keep calm and love dinosaurs
Roar! make some noise
Roar means ‘I Love You’ in dinosaur!
Dinosaurs: Wildest of the wild world.
Dinosaurs were amazing creatures!
The coolest beasts of all the time!
World’s deadliest monsters!
We could not save Dinosaurs, but we can always save tigers.
Welcome to the world of terror
Stay away from the hungry monsters!
You won’t like them when they are hungry
If history repeats itself, I am going to be a dinosaur
Chill, relax, keep calm, they are not here anymore

Funny Family-Friendly Dinosaur Jokes & Puzzles

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? — Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a dinosaur who’s a noisy sleeper? — Dino-snores.
Why are dinosaurs never overweight? — They’re surrounded by scales
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with explosives? — Dino-mite.
What do you call a baby dinosaur? — A Wee-Rex!
Why was the teenage dinosaur so moody? — ROARmones.
What do you call a dinosaur who won’t stop rambling? — A dino-bore!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? — Try-try-try-ceratops!
Where did the dinosaur clown get a job? — At the carnivore.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? — What a lavaly day!
What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions? — A philosiraptor.
Who is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? — Comet!
What to do when a dinosaur sneezes? — Get out of the way as fast as you can.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? — Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Why does T-Rex can’t get on the boat? — It can cause Ship Rex.
What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs? — A tyranno-chorus.
What do yu call a fossilized dinosaur fart? — A blast from the past.
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? — Because the pee is silent!
What do you call a dinosaur ghost? — A scaredactyl.

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What type of tool did prehistoric carpenters use? — Dino-saws!
What was T. rex’s favorite number? — Eight! (ate)
Why did T-Rex’s girlfriend break up with him? — Because he said he only loved her “this much” (with his tiny arms spread wide).
What kind of dinosaur is made of cheese? — Gorgonzilla (Gorgonzola)
What’s the best thing to do if you see a T-Rex? — Pray that it does not see you.
How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs? — Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed? — Find somewhere else to sleep!
What did the dinosaur say to the Cab Driver? — Keep the climate change.
Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player? — He could actually spike the ball!
What kind of flooring do dinosaurs use for their homes? — Rep Tiles.
What is found in the middle of dinosaurs? — The letter S.

Popular Quotes on Dinosaurs

Famous Dinosaur Movie Quotes and Taglines

“A beast more frightening than your most terrifying nightmare!” — The Crater Lake Nightmare (1977)
“A time when there was no law, and man, woman and beast roamed the earth, untamed!” — One Million Years B.C. (1966)
“Driven to extinction! Back for revenge!” — Carnosaur (1993)
“Enter an age of unknown terrors” — When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth (1971)
“He’s a real blast from the past” — Theodore Rex (1995)
“Invincible! Indestructible! What was the beast born 50 million years out of time?” — Reptilicus (1962)
“Invulnerable…untouchable…the biggest thing since creation!” — The Giant Behemoth (1959)
“One day after a million years it came out of hiding to kill! Kill!! KILL!!!” — The Beast of Hollow Mountain (1956)
“Roaring! Walking! Destroying!” — Dinosaurus! (1960)
“So amazing you won’t believe your eyes!” — One Million B.C. (1940)
“Terrifying! Fantastic! Startling!” — King Dinosaur (1955)
“Terror will never be extinct!” — Carnosaur III (1996)
“They couldn’t believe their eyes! They couldn’t escape the terror! And neither will you!” — The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953)
“They’re the world’s oldest party animals!” — Prehysteria (1993)
“Thrills of the atomic-powered future! Adventures of the prehistoric past!” — Lost Continent (1951)
“You’ll be SHOCKED! You’ll be STUNNED! You’ll be THRILLED!” — King Dinosaur (1955)
“Your mind won’t believe what your eyes tell you!” — The Lost World (1960)
“Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.” — Jurassic Park (1993)
“God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.” — Jurassic Park (1993)

Dinosaur Mass Extinction Slogans and Quotes

Dinosaurs are extinct!
What wiped them out?
Evolution happens, accept that
Evolution? that’s the rule of nature
Is it all because of an asteroid?
It’s nature, who killed them
Dinosaurs deserved it!
Dinosaurs aren’t extinct, they are just playing hide and seek
Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them
“Dinosaurs may be extinct from the face of the planet, but they are alive and well in our imaginations.” — Steve Miller
“Sixty-five million years ago the dinosaurs had a bad day.” — Phil Plait.
“The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur.” — M. Shadows
“We can be the new brand of self-extincting dinosaurs or we can evolve.” — Eden Robinson
“The dinosaurs disappeared because they could not adapt to their changing environment…” — Arthur C Clarke
“If we measured success by longevity, then dinosaurs must rank as the number one success story in the history of land life.” — Robert T. Bakker
“Dinosaurs are the best way to teach kids, and adults, the immensity of geologic time.” — Robert T. Bakker
“The dinosaur’s eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better.” — Eric Johnston
“You will never convince some paleontologists that an impact killed the dinosaurs unless you find a dinosaur skeleton with a crushed skull and a ring of iridium round the hole.” — Frank Kyte
“The extinctions ongoing worldwide promise to be at least as great as the mass extinction that occurred at the end of the age of dinosaurs.” — E. O. Wilson
“It was the bumble bee and the butterfly who survived, not the dinosaur.” — Meridel Le Sueur
“The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn’t have a space program…” — Larry Niven

Cool Dinosaur Fossil Quotes | National Fossil Day

“Fossils have richer stories to tell – about the lub-dub of dinosaur life – than we have been willing to listen to.” — Robert T. Bakker
“Standing in the sun…something like a monument, I’m a dinosaur, somebody is digging my bones.” — King Crimson
“Nature has a habit of placing some of her most attractive treasures in places where it is difficult to locate and obtain them.” ― Charles Doolittle Walcott
“Rocks are the ticking clock that measure the age of the Earth.” ― Ian Lendler
“Every child thinks archaeology is about digging up land to find dinosaur remains and gold. I had the same intentions.” — Bhuvan Bam
“I found my first dinosaur bone when I was 6, growing up in Montana. Ever since then I’ve been interested in dinosaurs.” — Jack Horner
“What you do on a dinosaur expedition is you hike and look at the ground. You find bones sticking out of the dirt and, once you see something, you dig.” — Nathan Myhrvold

Other Quotes on Dinosaurs

“Sir Richard Owen coined the word dinosaur in 1841. The word “dinosaur” meant “terrible lizard.” — Kelly Landgraf
“It’s very simple why kids are crazy about dinosaurs – dinosaurs are nature’s Special Effects.” — Robert T. Bakker
“We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.” — Colin Mochrie
“As a kid, I was pretty obsessed with dinosaurs and the day that my parents took me to Dinosaur National Park, I didn’t think life could get any better.” — Chelsea Clinton
“I would give ten years off the beginning of my life to see, only once, Tyrannosaurus rex come rearing up from the elms of Central Park…We can never have enough of nature.” — Edward Abbey
“Dinosaurs have a bad public image as symbols of obsolescence and hulking inefficiency…” — Robert T. Bakker
“In the rare situation a megatsunami washes a T. Rex into your path…you will be killed by the coolest dinosaur ever.” — Andrew Shaffer
Dinosaurs are made up by the ancestors to discourage time travel
Always be yourself, unless you can be a dinosaur. Then always be a Dinosaur
“All the explanations proposed…extinction of a plant with apparent laxative properties, in which case the dinosaurs died of constipation.” — Carl Sagan.
“I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.” — John Bacon.
“Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.” — Scott Adams.

List of Dinosaur Related Days Observed Worldwide

Date	Day
30 January	National Draw a Dinosaur Day
15 May	Dinosaur Day
1 June	Dinosaur Day
September – Full Month	National Velociraptor Awareness Month
October – Full Month	International Dinosaur Month
Second Wednesday in October	National Fossil Day

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