114+ Best Alligator Day Quotes, Puns & Sayings

There are hundreds of Quotes and slogans available on Alligator online. I have shortlisted few good slogans, quotes, puns and proverbs to save your time and energy. Here they are!

*This post may contain affiliate links. Please see the Disclaimer to learn more.

Save Alligator Slogans, Taglines & Instagram Captions | National Alligator Day

Save our alligators!
Save the mighty alligators
Big alligators weigh more than a ton;
don’t eat their meat, just for fun
Alligator’s jaws have supreme power and force;
stop captivating them, for entertaining shows
Alligator’s ancestors were so much bigger;
without reptiles, our ecosystem will be in trouble
Alligators have a very strong bite;
killing them for skin is, not at all right!
Alligators have a good night vision;
let’s save them from shameful extinction
Brain of a alligator is fairly small;
instead of killing, let’s save them all
Alligators can keep open their jaw underwater;
and grow very big, especially in saltwater
Alligator’s night vision is very very good;
fish, birds and frogs are their favourite food
Alligators carry their babies in their mouth;
save water today, don’t let them die in drought
Alligators have webbed feet;
and love to eat fish & meat
Alligator is a cold-blooded creature,
let’s save them, with all our pleasure
Alligators often sleep with their mouths open;
without them, food chain will be broken
Alligators cannot sweat through their skin;
help save them, by keeping water clean
Alligators don’t chew their food;
don’t go near them, for your own good
Alligators eat without chewing;
to save their species, keep the funds flowing
Stop killing gators for meat and skin;
let’s save them, don’t be mean
Alligators love to stay in the swamps;
let’s save them by saving their habitats
Alligators are losing their habitat;
take some action, don’t just chitchat
Alligators are vanishing at a faster rate,
poaching is causing a very big threat

…

Alligators love to bask in the warm sun,
help them grow in a long run
Many alligator species are becoming endangered,
poachers have made, their future blurred
Save our freshwater alligators
Let’s save the deadly alligators
Don’t buy alligator skin products
Don’t fall for illegal meat trade
Let’s get together and stop alligator slaughter!
Alligators – friend, not food
Too awesome to die! Save the Alligator
Save our deadly friends
All lives matter
They’re just so darn amazing!
Alligators always make me smile!
Save our marine friends!
Protect and respect
I’m wild about alligators
Responsible tourism = alligator friendly tourism
Let’s save alligators
Let’s save these deadly predators
I love alligators, Do you?
Let’s join hands to save alligators
Don’t let me disappear
Together we can save alligators
Save alligator, Save life… Save planet
Live & let live
Swamps and alligators are made for each other.
Without them, the world will not be the same. Save Alligator
Save the alligators before they start living just in our stories.
Nature is not against Alligators, why are you?
Once the alligator is history, it won’t repeat itself…
Don’t let the alligators go missing from the planet. Save them.
Tiny alligator looks cuddly and cute;
protect them without any dispute
We are polluting poor alligator’s habitat;
Let’s save rivers & lakes, don’t just chitchat
Save swamps, Save Alligators
Don’t kill the beauty of the swamps
Your greed kills a life. Stop illegal meet trading
What is my crime?
Keep calm & save the alligator
Have a heart, do your part. Save the alligator

…

Fight for the alligator’s right
Don’t wear your friends
Love Alligators, don’t wear them
Being ‘Extinct’ Stinks!
Extinction is forever
If alligators are lost,
we will pay the cost.
The ones who have no voice, need you to speak up.
Save these majestic creatures
Let’s unite as one,
saving alligators is just so fun
Help save their existence,
alligators need your assistance
For the alligators you must fight,
so they won’t disappear out of sight
Alligators are rapidly fading away;
can’t we help them in some way?
It’s no fun to be endanger;
show you care, don’t be a stranger.
Only if we understand… we can care;
Only if we care…we will help;
Only if we help… they shall be saved

Save Gator | Alligator Conservation Quotes

“Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!” — Will Cuppy
“It makes my skin crawl to think about the violent ways snakes, lizards, alligators and other exotic creatures are raised and killed for boots, bags and belts.” — Kelly Brook
“It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were hurting my feet; cars that I just parked, and the dust would just build up on them.” — George Foreman
“The best thing to do is just leave them alone. Alligators want to be away from you just as much as you want to be away from them.” — Jack Hanna
“Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it alright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.” ― Henry David Thoreau

Funny & Family Friendly Puns, Jokes & Riddles on Gator / Alligator

You are jawsome!
See you gator
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
— An In-vest-igator
What was the nerd alligators favorite programming language?
— Jaw-va script
How do alligators say goodbye?
— Bite Bite
What do you call an alligator with a good sense of direction?
— A Navi-gator
What’s the similarity between an Alligator and Windows?
— They’ve got lots of bytes!
Who gives presents to alligators on Christmas?
— Santa Jaws!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
— A tail-gater
What do you call a financially wise alligator?
— An Invest-igator
Why don’t alligators like fast food?
— Because they can’t catch it!
What do you call a detective alligator?
— Investigator
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
—A jawbreaker

Popular Quotes on Alligator

“Don’t taunt the alligator until after you’ve crossed the creek.” — Dan Rather
“Feed the alligators and you get bigger alligators.” — Helen Gurley Brown
“Alligators and alligators are some of the most aggressive creatures on the planet – they’ll take down a boat if you come up to their nest.” — Jack Hanna
“Alligator: The alligator of America, superior in every detail to the alligator of the effete monarchies of the Old World.” — Ambrose Bierce
“I’m also fascinated by the difference between terror and fear. Fear says, “Do not actually put your hand in the alligator,” while terror says, “Avoid Florida entirely because alligators exist.” — Mira Grant
“Not much is known about alligators. They don’t train well. And they’re unwieldy and rowdy to work with in laboratories.” — Diane Ackerman
“Really, it was difficult to determine which I had most reason to fear—dogs, alligators or men!” — Solomon Northup
“My number one rule is to keep that camera rolling. Even if it’s shaky or slightly out of focus, I don’t give a rip. Even if a big old alligator is chewing me up I want to go down and go, ‘Crikey!’ just before I die. That would be the ultimate for me.” — Steve Irwin
“First time I saw an alligator gar I damn near threw up. They ain’t natural anything get that big. It’s ten feet long and three feet at the girth. Not one of God’s creations like you and meSome say they ain’t afraid of alligator gar fish. Bullshit. You look at that thing. It’s big and mean.” — Bukka White

…

“Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put ’em on their knees and tie ’em to a stump / Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest.” — Charlie Daniels
“The weird thing about having an alligator on set is that you can’t be in the direct line of sight, or they might start charging at you.” — Hiro Murai
“When I was a little kid, I was the first kid in my neighborhood to have a pet alligator.” — Benicio Del Toro
“If I ever make a lot of money in the NBA, I’m going to have this massive tank, and it’s going to have an alligator in it.” — Ben Simmons

Funny Quotes on Alligator

“See you later, alligator. After a while, alligator.” — Bill Haley
“I’ve wrestled with alligators, I’ve tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning And throw thunder in jail. You know I’m bad. just last week, I murdered a rock, Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick. I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.” — Muhammad Ali
“You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.” — Phyllis Diller
“Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.” — Chuck Palahniuk
“If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, “Well this isn’t too bad, I don’t have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I’m left-handed or right-handed,” but most of us would say something more along the lines of, “Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!” — Daniel Handler

Traditional Proverbs & Sayings on Alligator

“Do not insult the alligator until you have crossed the river.” — Haitian Proverb
“Don’t call the alligator “big-mouth” till you have crossed the river.” — Creole Proverb
“In a dangerous river, the alligators swim backstroke.” — Portuguese Proverb
“If Alligator comes out of the water one morning and tells you that His cousin, Mr. alligator eats grass, can you believe it?” — African proverb.

List of Alligator Related Days Celebrated Worldwide

Date	Day
29 March	National Alligator Day

Hello!

Thanks for reading. Hope you liked my collection. Do you have any suggestions, experiences or innovative ideas to share? They would be super helpful!

If you see anything that needs to be removed / updated or added, please feel free to drop your comments below. I read every single one, and I’d love to know!