145+ Funny Lazy Day & Laziness Slogans & Quotes

There are hundreds of Lazy Day and Laziness quotes, taglines and slogans available online. I have shortlisted few good slogans and quotes to save your time and energy. Here they are!  

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Lazy Slogans, Taglines & Instagram Captions | World Day of Laziness

1. Incredible lazy!
2. Born Lazy
3. Just do it… later
4. Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it
5. Lazy rule: if you spill water, it will eventually dry
6. Nap now, conquer later
7. Procrastination nation
8. I’m on break time, always
9. Snooze, you win
10. Too lazy to write a slogan
11. Nap like nobody’s watching
12. Effort is overrated
13. Rest, relax, repeat
14. Zero motivation, maximum comfort
15. Busy doing nothing
16. Productivity? What’s that?

Popular Quotes on Laziness

1. “I’m a lazy, lazy girl.” — Christina Ricci
2. “Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.” — Luc de Clapiers
3. “Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.” — Jules Renard
4. “People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals – that is, goals that do not inspire them.” — Tony Robbins
5. “You gotta know when to be lazy. Done correctly, it’s an art form that benefits everyone.” — Nicholas Sparks
6. “There are people, who the more you do for them, the less they will do for themselves.”- Jane Austen
7. “Probably 90 percent of our life decisions are powered by the twin engines of inertia and laziness.” — A. J. Jacobs
8. “Laziness has many disguises. Soon “winter doldrums” will become “spring fever.” — Bernard Williams
9. You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. 
10. “Many psychotherapists believe laziness is usually just the symptom. That the real problem is fear of failure, fear of success, or fear of authority.” — Marty Nemko
11. “Faith is intellectual laziness.” — Robert A. Heinlein
12. I’m so tired, even my tired is tired
13. Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.
14. Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things. 
15. The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes. 
16. I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Funny Quotes on Laziness

1. I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run. 
2. The only running I do is running out of money.
3. I’m an active person trapped in the lazy body
4. Yes, of course, I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.
5. I don’t work on weekends or any other day that ends with “Y.”
6. “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.” — Paul Terryges
7. “When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.” — Anonymous
8. “Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
9. “The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.” — W. C. Fields
10. My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do. 
11. “I ask myself, ‘why am I so lazy?’ and am too lazy to reply.” — Rose Wilder Lane
12. “When laziness attacks a woman, it always avoids her tongue.” — Evan Esar
13. “You know you’re lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.” — Dane Cook

Funny Quotes on Sleeping / Waking Up Early

1. Dream big, sleep more
2. Today, I am feeling extra sleepy
3. Whoever wakes me up is going to die
4. He who wakes up early, yawns all day long. 
5. I think I’m allergic to mornings.
6. Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
7. Never waste any time you can spend sleeping
8. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED
9. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
10. My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
11. Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money
12. Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed. 
13. Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. 
14. Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 
15. Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.” 

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16. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. 
17. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do
18. “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.” ― Paul Terry
19. I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. 
20. I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense. 
21. My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it. 
22. Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.
23. I really think that tossing and turning at night should be considered exercise!
24. You know what part I like about waking up early? None… let me go back to sleep. 
25. “I love to sleep. I’d sleep all day if I could.” — Miley Cyrus
26. “Everyone thinks I like to sleep. It’s not that I like to sleep, it’s that I don’t like to get up! There is a difference.” — JC Chasez

Lazy Day / Weekend Slogans & Quotes | National Lazy Day

1. Let’s do nothing today!
2. Can we restart the weekend?
3. I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. 
4. Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. 
5. Yesterday, I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
6. Today I started gardening… I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day. 
7. I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now. 
8. I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
9. I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. 
10. I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. 
11. It’s Sunday! Today, I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.
12. Sundays should come with a pause button.
13. People say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day!
14. Don’t interrupt me while I am in the middle of doing nothing.
15. Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing! 
16. My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead. 
17. I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today. 
18. “From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.”  — Jarod Kintz
19. “Laziness works. And the simple way to incorporate its health benefits into your life is simply to take a nap.” — Tom Hodgkinson
20. “If opening your eyes, or getting out of bed, or holding a spoon, or combing your hair is the daunting mount Everest you climb today, that is okay.” — Carmen Ambrosio

Clever Captions & Quotes to Defend Your Laziness

1. Proud to be lazy
2. Lazy but not stupid
3. I am on power saver mode
4. I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode
5. Laziness is my choice
6. Born to chill
7. Why do today what you can avoid tomorrow?
8. Napping champion
9. Master of the couch
10. Lazy and lovin’ it
11. Taking laziness to the next level
12. I have mastered the art of doing nothing
13. If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
14. It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy. 
15. Rabbits jump, and they live for 8 years. Dogs run, and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing, and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
16. I am not lazy. I just have the habit of resting before getting tired.
17. If hard work pays, show me a rich donkey
18. Hard work pays off in the future… but laziness pays off now.
19. “To a lazy man, every day is a holiday.”- Turkish Proverb
20. I’m not a procrastinator. I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things.
21. No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.

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22. “Laziness is a programmer’s main virtue.” — Larry Wall
23. “I’d love sloth. I wish sloth would come home and visit me once in a while. I don’t consider laziness a sin at all.” — Kajol
24. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” – Edgar Bergen 
25. “I like the word “indolence.” It makes my laziness seem classy.” — Bernard Williams
26. “I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things.” — Lech Walesa
27. “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
28. “Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” — Robert A. Heinlein
29. “You can’t imagine what a pleasure this complete laziness is to me: not a thought in my brain- you might send a ball rolling through it!” — Leo Tolstoy
30. “Lazy people always work harder than anyone else; they’re so eager to get through and lie down again.” — Dagmar Godowsky

Funny Quotes on Cleaning Your Room / Wardrobe

1. My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. 
2. You never know what you have until you clean your room.
3. You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. 
4. When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. 
5. My room was clean. Then I had to decide what I should wear.
6. My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it. 
7. I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find!
8. Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity, mom. 
9. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

Motivational Anti-Laziness Slogans & Quotes to Become Active

1. Laziness is evil
2. “Laziness is the mother of all evils.” — Sophocles
3. “The lazier a man is, the more he plans to do tomorrow.” — Norwegian Proverb
4. “Lazy people live lonely lives.” — Habeeb Akande
5. “In doing nothing men learn to do evil.” — Marcus Porcius Cato
6. “Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed.” — Bible
7. “The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing.” — Evan Esar
8. “The idle man is the devil’s cushion.” — Joseph Hall
9. “For the lazy, all work is difficult.” — Elizabeth Foreman Lewis
10. “An industrious sinner I much prefer to a lazy saint.” — Sophie Kerr
11. “Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.” — Anne Frank
12. “Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes it.” — Benjamin Franklin
13. “Work is not a shame. Laziness is a shame.” — Hesiod
14. “Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.” — Miguel de Cervantes
15. “Idleness is a constant sin, and labor is a duty. Idleness is the devil’s home for temptation and for unprofitable, distracting musings; while labor profit others and ourselves” — Anne Baxter
16. “The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest, for he has not earned it.” — John Lubbock
17. “The trouble with the world is that laziness is seldom curable and never fatal.” — Evan Esar
18. “The Devil often finds work for them who find none for themselves.” — Benjamin Whichcote
19. “Laziness means more work in the long run.” — C. S. Lewis
20. “Laziness in prayer is like handing the devil a key to your house.” — Mark Hart

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21. “There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.” — Franz Kafka
22. “Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy.” — Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
23. “Luck is always the last refuge of laziness and incompetence.” — James Cash Penney
24. “Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.” — Jules Renard
25. “Indolence is the dry rot of even a good mind and a good character; the practical uselessness of both. It is the waste of what might be a happy and useful life.” — Tryon Edwards
26. “Laziness is the one common deficiency in mankind that blocks the establishment of a perfect world in which everyone leads a happy life.” — William Feather
27. “Don’t tolerate lazy people. They are losers.” — Bear Bryant
28. “Woe to the lazy man! Laziness is an evil disease which you must not let seize you in childhood, for when you grow up it cannot be cured.” — Carlo Collodi
29. “A bed or a chair will trick you if you stay still on them long at a time. They will draw out your strength and leave you weak as water.” — Julia Peterkin
30. “A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.” — George Bernard Shaw
31. “Do not call procrastination laziness. Call it fear.” — Julia Cameron
32. “No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.” — Grace Slick
33. “My ambition is handicapped by laziness” — Charles Bukowski
34. “Laziness is contagious just like hard work is. I didn’t give myself an opportunity to be lazy and I didn’t surround myself with people who are lazy.” — Michael Chandler
35. “Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.” — Thomas a Kempis

List of Sleep & Laziness Related Days Observed Worldwide

Date	Day
3 January	Festival of Sleep Day
14-20 March	National Sleep Awareness Week
19 March	World Sleep Day
10 August	National Lazy Day / World Day of Laziness

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