67+ Best Mule Day Quotes, Puns & Sayings

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Mule Slogans, Taglines & Instagram Captions | National Mule Day

I love mules
Let’s kick!
Mule rocks!
Mules are cool
Don’t be an ass, be a Mule!
Mules have feelings too
Even the mules deserve our respect
Be kind to every kind. Stop Animal Cruelty
Don’t choose to abuse!
Being cruel isn’t cool. Respect mules
Don’t harm the harmless
Stop the abuse and the abuser
Animal abuse shows who the real animal is
Don’t act blindly, treat mules kindly
If you can’t love them, at least don’t abuse them

Popular Quotes on Mule

“My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating – and he knows when to stop working.” — Harry S. Truman
“A mule has neither pride of ancestry nor hope of posterity.Robert Green Ingersoll
“Old muleskinners told how the mules were waiting at the shaft when they arrived each morning. They wanted relief from the heat, deerflies and mosquitoes just like the men.” — Harry Anderson
“I’m just a mule with blinders on, I can’t help myself.” — Wayne White

Wise & Inspirational Quotes on Mule

“One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool” — E. W. Howe
“In the world of mules there are no rules.” — Ogden Nash
“There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.” — Mark Twain
“The North African mule talks always of his mother’s brother, the horse, but never of his father, the donkey, in favor of others supposedly more reputable.” — Clifford Geertz
“Creativity itself doesn’t care at all about results – the only thing it craves is the process. Learn to love the process and let whatever happens next happen, without fussing too much about it. Work like a monk, or a mule, or some other representative metaphor for diligence. Love the work. Destiny will do what it wants with you, regardless.” — Elizabeth Gilbert
“When people are too comfortable, it is not possible to restrain them within the bounds of their duty? They may be compared to mules who, being accustomed to burdens, are spoilt by rest rather than labour.” — Cardinal Richelieu

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“Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn.” — Thomas Chandler Haliburton
“Civilization, or “the system” or “society” or whatever you want to call it, is best served not by mules but by free men.” — Robert M. Pirsig
“Horses and mules, and even sail cars, made more rapid progress than did the earliest locomotive.” — John Moody
“Now, I’m for interracial marriage. I’m for same-sex marriage. I’m the one that introduced the bill to have same-sex marriage. I don’t care who marry who. If a man meet a little mule and he wanna get married to the little mule, as long as he and the little mule get along all right, that’s fine with me. It doesn’t bother me any kind of way.” — Alvin Holmes

Funny Quotes on Mule

“A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once.” — William Faulkner
“My mother always told me the best way to learn to deal with a man was to learn to ride a mule. She said they have about equal brains most of the time. Sometimes the mule is smarter.” — Robert Jordan
“The government’s like a mule, it’s slow and it’s sure; it’s slow to turn, and it’s sure to turn the way you don’t want it.” — Ellen Glasgow
“I don’t know how you persist in being so stubborn-” “It’s a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule.” — Shannon Hale
“My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.” — Tom Waits

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“If you really want your films to say something that you hope is unique, then patience and stamina, thick skin and a kind of stupidity, a mule-like stupidity, is what you really need.” — Terry Gilliam
“The horse and mule live thirty years And never know of wine and beers. The goat and sheep at twenty die Without a taste of scotch or rye. The cow drinks water by the ton And at eighteen is mostly done. The dog at fifteen cashes in Without the aid of rum or gin. The modest, sober, bone-dry hen Lays eggs for noggs and dies at ten. But sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men Survive three-score years and ten. And some of us, though mighty few Stay pickled ’til we’re ninety-two.” — Charles Gavan Duffy
“If you take a bale of hay and tie it to the tail of a mule and then strike a match and set the bale of hay on fire, and if you then compare the energy expended shortly thereafter by the mule with the energy expended by yourself in the striking of the match, you will understand the concept of amplification.” — William Shockley

Traditional Proverbs & Sayings on Mule

“He who is born a mule can never be a horse.” — Corsican Proverb
“He who wants a mule without fault must walk on foot.” — Spanish Proverb
“If the mule isn’t kicking, it’s biting.” — Sicilian Proverb
“An old mule with a golden bridle.” — Dutch Proverb
“A mule laden with gold is welcome at every castle.” — Armenian Proverb
“There are three creatures beyond ruling – a mule, a pig and a woman.” — Irish Proverb
“Friends and mules fail us in hard places.” — American Proverb
“The father may well be a horse, but it’s most likely that the son will be a mule.” — Tibetan Proverb
“Cutting off a mule’s ears doesn’t make it a horse.” — Creole Proverb
“Mules are always boasting that their ancestors were horses.” — German Proverb
“When the judge’s mule dies, everyone goes to the funeral; when the judge himself dies, no one does.” — Arabian Proverb
“You cannot make the mule drink when he is not thirsty.” — Italian Proverb
“Who does not venture gets neither horse nor mule, and who ventures too much lose horse and mule.” — French Proverb
“Even the best mule still saves a kick for his master.” — French Proverb
“A mule driver is not aware of the stink of his animals.” — Yemeni Proverb
“A mule can go to Mecca, but it will not come back as a pilgrim.” — Arabian Proverb
“A mule can swim seven different strokes but the moment he sees the water he forgets them all.” — Armenian Proverb
“The crook will turn into a mule, that the honest man will ride.” — Manchuria Proverb
“A borrowed mule soon gets a bad back.” — Syrian Proverb
“A good mule can be sold in his own territory.” — Maltese Proverb

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“If the mule doesn’t go to the burden, then the burden will come to the mule.” — Tajikistani Proverb
“Whip the saddle and give the mule something to think about it.” — Bulgarian Proverb
“A mule who goes in search of a fine set of antlers, will come back with his ears cut off!” — Arabian Proverb
“A mule that thinks he is a stag discovers his mistake when he comes to leap over the ditch.” — Italian Proverb
“None but a mule denies his family.” — Arabic Proverb
“They asked the mule who his father was.” — Tunisian Proverb
“He who talks to a mule is one himself.” — Spanish Proverb
“With a mule you have a son, with a son-in-law you only have a mule.” — Kurdish Proverb
“If we are both masters, then who shall lead the mules?” — Arabian Proverb
“Spurs that are too sharp make even the mule rear.” — Arabian Proverb

List of Mule Related Days Celebrated Worldwide

Date	Day
27 April	Matanzas Mule Day
26 October	National Mule Day

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