75+ Best Buzzard Day Quotes, Puns & Sayings

There are hundreds of Quotes and slogans available on Buzzard (Turkey Vulture) Day online. I have shortlisted few good slogans, quotes, puns and proverbs to save your time and energy. Here they are!

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Save Buzzard (Turkey Vulture) Slogans, Taglines & Instagram Captions | Buzzards Day

Save the nature’s ‘Clean Up Crew’
Buzzards are important!
Bring Back the Buzzard
Save the ‘dead eaters’
Buzzards are vanishing, let’s make sure they stick around
Save the Buzzards
Protect our feathered friends!
Let’s save these wonderful creatures
Buzzards are God’s natural drones
Everyone is unique and important. Save our Buzzards
It’s our duty,
to save earth’s beauty
Wild and free, that’s the way to be
Make a revolution,
to reduce radiation
Buzzards look great when they fly,
don’t let our bird friends die
Save these amazing creatures
Protect and respect
Let’s save Buzzards
Act before it vanishes forever
I love Buzzards, Do you?
Let’s join hands to save Buzzards
Don’t let me disappear
Together we can save Buzzards
Will your grandchildren see a live Buzzard?
Save Buzzard, Save life… Save planet
Live & let live
Without them, the world will not be the same. Save Buzzard
Save the Buzzards before they start living just in our stories.
Nature is not against Buzzards, why are you?
Once the Buzzard is history, it won’t repeat itself…
Don’t let the Buzzards go missing from the planet. Save them

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Poor Buzzards are losing their habitat;
Let’s save forests, don’t just chitchat
Keep calm & save the Buzzard
Have a heart, do your part. Save the Buzzard.
Fight for the Buzzard’s right
Being ‘Extinct’ Stinks!
Extinction is forever
If Buzzards are lost,
we will pay the cost.
Let’s unite as one,
saving Buzzards is just so fun
Help save their existence,
Buzzards need your assistance
For the Buzzards you must fight,
so they won’t disappear out of sight
Buzzards are rapidly fading away;
can’t we help them in some way?
It’s no fun to be endanger;
show you care, don’t be a stranger.
Only if we understand… we can care;
Only if we care…we will help;
Only if we help… they shall be saved

Save Buzzard | Turkey Vulture Conservation Quotes

“We are kindred all of us, killer and victim, predator and prey, me and the sly coyote, the soaring buzzard, the elegant gopher snake, and trembling cottontail, the foul worms that feed on our entrails; all of them, all of us. Long live diversity, long live the earth!” — Edward Abbey
“Buzzards got to eat, same as the worms.” — Clint Eastwood

Funny Puns, Jokes & Riddles on Buzzards

Leftovers again?
Why don’t buzzards ever give up?
— They just keep calm and carrion
Why do buzzards never check their luggage on an airline?
— They prefer carrion

Popular Quotes on Buzzard (Turkey Vulture)

“Let us praise the noble turkey vulture: No one envies him; he harms nobody; and he contemplates our little world from a most serene and noble height.” — Edward Abbey
“If I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard. Nothing hates him or envies him or wants him or needs him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat anything.” — William Faulkner
“Hamburger steak is carrion, and quite unfit for food except by a turkey buzzard, a hyena, or some other scavenger.” — John Harvey Kellogg
“Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy.” — Edward Abbey

Wise & Inspirational Quotes on Buzzard

“Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the old buzzard won’t be hanging around, underfoot, all weekend.” — Maxine
“The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.” — Josh Billings
“A serious writer is not to be confounded with a solemn writer. A serious writer may be a hawk or a buzzard or even a popinjay, but a solemn writer is always a bloody owl.” — Ernest Hemingway
“I think we look back at times past with fondness because we were younger. Life had not yet begun pecking away at our innocence like buzzards on fresh road kill.” — Craig Ferguson
“Well, laddie, if you’ve let an old buzzard like me hurt you confidence, you couldn’t have had much in the first place.” — Tamora Pierce

Funny Quotes on Buzzard

“I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.” — Erma Bombeck
“My sister called me “Buzzard” when I was a baby – she couldn’t say “Brother” so I’ve been Buzz my whole life.” — Buzz Aldrin

Traditional Proverbs & Sayings on Buzzards & Vultures

“You cannot make a hawk of a buzzard.” — French Proverb
“A sparrow in hand is worth more than a vulture flying.” — French Proverb
“God provides for the blind vulture.” — Bambara Proverb
“Vultures arrive at the place where the goat is slaughtered. Kikuyu Proverb
“The vulture perches on the trees because it does not feel sure on the ground.” — Kikuyu Proverb
“No matter how high the vulture may choose to soar, the eagle will remain king of the sky.” — African Proverb
“No matter how hungry the vulture, it will never eat grass.” — African Proverb
“When vultures surround you, try not to die.” — African Proverb
“When they wish to eat a vulture, they call it a guinea fowl.” — Ethiopian Proverb
“If you would resemble the vulture, look out for a carcase.” — Latin Proverb
“Kill two vultures with one arrow.” — Chinese Proverb
“Live with vultures, become a vulture; live with crows, become a crow.” — Laotian Proverb
“Where there’s a carcass, there will be vultures.” — Malayan Proverb
“The vulture embraced the chicken until its last breath.” — Russian proverb
“The physician prescribes the medicine, the vulture waits for the body.” — Turkish proverb
“When it is in an unlucky phase, the vulture below, shits on the vulture above.” — Portuguese Proverb

List of Buzzard Related Days Celebrated Worldwide

Date	Day
11 – 17 March	Turkey Vultures Return to the Living Sign Week
15 March	Buzzards (Turkey Vulture) Day

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