88+ Top Chimpanzee Day Quotes, Puns & Sayings

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Save Chimpanzee Slogans, Taglines & Instagram Captions | World Chimpanzee Day

Save our Chimpanzees
Let’s swing into action, Chimpanzees need our protection.
Stop the illegal bushmeat hunting
Don’t kill the beauty of the jungle
Want to shoot Chimpanzees?… Use cameras!
Shoot them, but with a camera.
Chimpanzees have a family too. Don’t kill them for your fun.
My mom never came back. Say NO to Trophy hunting
What is my crime?
Protect and respect
Let’s save our chimps
I love Chimpanzees, Do you?
Let’s join hands to save Chimpanzees
Don’t let me disappear
Together we can save Chimpanzees
Save Chimpanzee, Save life… Save planet
Live & let live
Jungles and chimpanzees are made for each other.
Without them, the world will not be the same. Save Chimpanzees
Save the chimpanzees before they start living just in our stories.

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Nature is not against chimpanzees, why are you?
Once the chimpanzee is history, it won’t repeat itself…
Keep calm & save the chimpanzees
You can’t love nature with a gun
Have a heart, do your part. Save the bonobs
Fight for the Chimpanzee’s right
Love Chimpanzees, don’t eat them
When the buying of the meat stops, killings too
Meat is not our need,
Don’t kill chimpanzees for your greed
Being ‘Extinct’ Stinks!
Extinction is forever
If chimpanzees are lost, we will pay the cost.
The ones who have no voice, need you to speak up.
Let’s unite as one, saving chimpanzees is just so fun
Help save their existence, chimpanzees need your assistance
For the Chimpanzees you must fight, so they won’t disappear out of sight
Chimpanzees are rapidly fading away; can’t we help them in some way?
It’s no fun to be endanger; show you care, don’t be a stranger.
Only if we understand… we can care;
Only if we care…we will help;
Only if we help… they shall be saved

Save Chimpanzees / Chimp Conservation Quotes

“Chimpanzees are endangered. Severely.” — Russell Banks
“The least I can do is speak out for the hundreds of chimpanzees who, right now, sit hunched, miserable and without hope, staring out with dead eyes from their metal prisons. They cannot speak for themselves.” — Jane Goodall
“Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it alright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.” ― Henry David Thoreau
“I’m always pushing for human responsibility. Given that chimpanzees and many other animals are sentient and sapient, then we should treat them with respect.” — Jane Goodall
“It is hardly an exaggeration to say that a chimpanzee kept in solitude is not a real chimpanzee at all.” — Wolfgang Kohler
“I’d like to see animals removed from the entertainment business. Chimpanzees and apes won’t perform unless you beat them. Circuses keep elephants in chains 90 percent of the time. Elephants need freedom of movement. In circuses, they live in cramped quarters, which is not the life intended for them by nature. Some are beaten daily, forced to do ridiculous tricks and robbed of every shred of dignity.” — Bob Barker
“…chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans are thinking, self-aware beings, capable of planning ahead, who form lasting social bonds with others and have a rich social and emotional life. The great apes are therefore an ideal case for showing the arbitrariness of the species boundary. If we think that all human beings, irrespective of age or mental capacity, have some basic rights, how can we deny that the great apes, who surpass some humans in their capacities, also have these rights?” — Peter Singer

Funny Family Friendly Chimpanzee Puns & Jokes

I am the chimp-ion!
Don’t be such a chimp-skate
You are ape-solutely cool!
I’d like to ape-ologize.
Let’s give her a round of ape-lause
I’m moving to a new ape-artment
What a chimpanzee uses to unlock doors?
— Mon-key
What underwear to monkeys wear?
— Chimpanties
What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?
— Chocolate chimp cookies!
What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series?
— A chimpion
What do you call a small chimpanzee?
— A micro-chimp
What is the 4th month in a Chimpanzee’s calendar?
— Ape-ril
What is an ape’s favourite fruit?
— Ape-ricots
What do Chimpanzees wear while cooking?
— Ape-ron

Popular Quotes on Chimpanzees

“Basically, we are chimpanzees with about two percent more intelligence and a little less hair.” — Ted Turner
“There are five kinds of great apes: bonobos, chimpanzees, orangutans, gorillas, and the one which people always think of last: Humans!” — Andy Dunn
“If we look straight and deep into a chimpanzee’s eyes, an intelligent self-assured personality looks back at us. If they are animals, what must we be?” — Frans de Waal
“When it comes to social interaction, the chimpanzees appear to be just as intelligent as we are.” — Frans de Waal
“Wild groups of chimpanzees attack their enemies like gangs. What they completely lack, precisely because of their strong territorial behavior, is a friendly relationship with their neighbors.” — Frans de Waal
“Male chimpanzees have an extraordinarily strong drive for dominance. They’re constantly jockeying for position.” — Frans de Waal
“A chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn’t waste time with gestures but just goes ahead and attacks.” — Frans de Waal
“I am blessed with the energy of a chimpanzee. There is nothing I can’t get up for and give it a hundred percent.” — Jimmy Iovine
“When it was time to meet a chimpanzee, I got very, very anxious because they have the strength of ten men, so I hear.” — Louis Theroux
“Chimpanzees, typically, kiss and embrace after fights. They first make eye contact from a distance to see the mood of the others. Then they approach and kiss and embrace.” — Frans de Waal

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“Chimpanzees, gorillas, orangutans have been living for hundreds of thousands of years in their forest, living fantastic lives, never overpopulating, never destroying the forest. I would say that they have been in a way more successful than us as far as being in harmony with the environment.” — Jane Goodall
“The fact that all our ape cousins – chimpanzees, gorillas and orangutans – can acquire signs – is powerful evidence that our hominid ancestors’ first language was gestural and that the vocal version of language was a relatively recent development. My own guess is that vocal language began emerging about 200,000 years ago.” — Roger Fouts
“Put another way, the chimpanzees’ closest relative is not the gorilla but humans.” — Jared Diamond
“The chimpanzees could tear me apart in no time. They’re many times stronger than we are.” — Frans de Waal
“We now know that the structure of the DNA in humans and chimpanzees differs by only just over one percent. You could even have a blood transfusion from a chimp, provided you have the same blood group.” — Jane Goodall
“The best relationship you can have with a chimpanzee is total mutual trust.” — Jane Goodall
“Chimpanzees have given me so much. The long hours spent with them in the forest have enriched my life beyond measure. What I have learned from them has shaped my understanding of human behavior, of our place in nature.” — Jane Goodall
“Chimpanzees will eat a little bit of meat. But, they never eat dairy products, and no other animal would do that.” — Neal Barnard

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“Chimpanzees are incredibly intelligent. They can learn more than 400 signs of American Sign Language. They have memories for spatial distribution, like numbers on a TV screen, way better than ours. You come onto the emotions: happiness, sadness, fear, and despair – all the things for which I was accused of being anthropomorphic when I ascribed them to chimpanzees.” — Jane Goodall
“The chimpanzees taught me a lot about nonverbal communication. The big difference between them and us is that they don’t have spoken language. Everything else is almost the same: Kissing, embracing, swaggering, shaking the fist.” — Jane Goodall
“Consider a cow. A cow doesn’t have the problem-solving skill of a chimpanzee, which has discovered how to get termites out of the ground by putting a stick into a hole. Evolution has developed the brain’s ability to solve puzzles, and at the same time has produced in our brain a pleasure of solving problems.” — Martin Gardner
“I sometimes try to imagine what would have happened if we’d known the bonobo first and the chimpanzee only later—or not at all. The discussion about human evolution might not revolve as much around violence, warfare and male dominance, but rather around sexuality, empathy, caring and cooperation. What a different intellectual landscape we would occupy!” — Frans de Waal
“It was both fascinating and appalling to learn that chimpanzees were capable of hostile and territorial behavior that was not unlike certain forms of primitive human warfare.” — Jane Goodall
“We are territorial, power-hungry and even more brutal than chimpanzees.” — Frans de Waal

Cute & Funny Quotes on Chimpanzee

“One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun.” — Jane Goodall
“I never used to like babies. I’d always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I’d have one” — andice Bergen
“Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.” — Kin Hubbard
“Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world. Skin a chimpanzee, and it would take an autopsy to prove he was not a theologian.” — H. L. Mencken

List of Chimpanzee Related Days Celebrated Worldwide

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