138+ Best Squirrel Day Quotes, Puns & Sayings

There are hundreds of Quotes and slogans available on Squirrel Day online. I have shortlisted few good slogans, quotes, puns and proverbs to save your time and energy. Here they are!

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Save Squirrels Slogans, Taglines & Instagram Captions | Squirrel Awareness Month | Squirrel Appreciation Day

Save the Squirrels
Go nuts!
Too cute to die! Save the Squirrel
Save our cute friends
Save our hyper active friends
All lives matter
They’re just so darn funny!
I could watch them all day!
Squirrels are full of energy and happiness!
Cuteness overloaded
Look at their antics!
Such playful creatures!
Squirrels always make me smile!
Can’t get enough of their fluffy tails!
Save this little ball of fur!
Save our cute bundle of joy, save the Squirrel
I need a cute little squirrel hug
Save our fluffy friends!
Protect and respect
Let’s save squirrels
I love squirrels, Do you?
Let’s join hands to save squirrels
Don’t let me disappear
Together we can save squirrels
Save squirrel, Save life… Save planet
Live & let live
Trees and squirrels are made for each other.
Without them, the world will not be the same. Save Squirrel
Save the squirrels before they start living just in our stories.
Nature is not against Squirrels, why are you?

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Once the squirrel is history, it won’t repeat itself…
Don’t let the squirrels go missing from the planet. Save them.
There is nothing as cute, as adorable and as fun as a squirrel. Save the Squirrels
Tiny Squirrels are just so cute;
let’s save them, never ever shoot
Tiny squirrel looks cuddly and cute;
protect them without any dispute
Poor Squirrels are losing their habitat;
Let’s save forests, don’t just chitchat
Save the Chipmunks
Don’t kill the beauty of the jungle
Your hobby kills a life. Stop hunting
Want to shoot squirrels?… Use cameras!
Shoot them, but with a camera.
Squirrels have a family too. Don’t kill them for your fun.
What is my crime?
Keep calm & save the squirrel
You can’t love nature with a gun.
Have a heart, do your part. Save the squirrel.
Fight for the squirrel’s right
Fur is not fair
Save our furry friends
Real people wear fake fur
Fur is the Greed, not the Need
Don’t wear your friends
Make compassion, the fashion. Don’t use fur
Cavemen wore fur. Have you evolved?
You can live without fur. Squirrels can’t.
Fur: Beautiful on squirrels, ugly on people
Love Squirrels, don’t wear them
Wear fake, for the squirrel’s sake
When the buying of the fur stops, killings too
Are your fancy jackets worth killing a squirrel?

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Fur is worn by beautiful squirrels and heartless people
Wearing fur is not our need,
Don’t kill squirrels for your greed
Don’t get caught in the fashion trap,
Wearing fur is absolutely crap
Being ‘Extinct’ Stinks!
Extinction is forever
If squirrels are lost,
we will pay the cost.
The ones who have no voice, need you to speak up.
Let’s unite as one,
saving squirrels is just so fun
Help save their existence,
squirrels need your assistance
For the squirrels you must fight,
so they won’t disappear out of sight
Squirrels are rapidly fading away;
can’t we help them in some way?
It’s no fun to be endanger; show you care, don’t be a stranger.
Only if we understand… we can care;
Only if we care…we will help;
Only if we help… they shall be saved

Save Squirrels / Squirrel Conservation Quotes

“Your one fur coat kills hundreds of squirrels and up to twelve seals. Their death is on your hands. Still up for it?” — Anonyms
“Nothing is more important than saving … the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. The humans? The planet does not need humans.” — James Lee
“I just need green. I need to wake up and see grass and squirrels. I don’t want to see skyscrapers.” — Andre Leon Talley
“Nature is what we see – the hill, the afternoon, squirrel, eclipse, the bumblebee. Nay, nature is heaven. Nature is what we hear…” — Emily Dickinson
“Nature is our friend – trees, squirrels, grass, fields, meadows, oceans – without people. Hike. Walk. Stroll. Bike. Swim. Be in a still place and feel eternity. Have a great time. Just feel it.” — Frederick Lenz
“As far as our noblest hardwood forests are concerned, the animals, especially squirrels and jays, are our greatest and almost only benefactors. It is to them that we owe this gift. It is not in vain that the squirrels live in or about every forest tree, or hollow log, and every wall and heap of stones.” — Henry David Thoreau
“The greenest home is the one you don’t build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that’s already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don’t want.” — Scott Adams
“I have always brought home stray animals – everything from squirrels to wild rabbits to foxes and turtles.” — Amy Weber

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“We are the biggest sissies in the jungle. Every other animal is stronger than we are – they have fangs, they have claws, they have nimbleness, they have speed. We think Usain Bolt is fast – Usain Bolt can get his ass kicked by a squirrel.” — Christopher McDougall
“I gave away two dogs years ago because I felt guilty at not being able to give them the time and attention they deserved. I now regularly feed an army of squirrels and wild birds around our house.” — Mike Farrell
“Red squirrels… you don’t see many of them since they became extinct.” — Michael Aspel
“A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa.” — Mark Zuckerberg
“Many people love grey squirrels, but the reality is that they are a real problem for some of our most threatened native species, like the red squirrel and dormouse. It is not realistic, practical or even desirable to completely eradicate grey squirrels, but we must control them effectively.” — Jim Knight
“The blood of hibernating arctic squirrels may supercool to minus 3 degrees, when it would normally congeal. The supercooled blood still flows, since it remains a liquid, but the slightest disturbance will cause it to freeze, killing the squirrel; therefore, you should not disturb hibernating arctic squirrels.” — Joao Magueijo
“So often we talk about saving the planet, but what we really mean is to save the planet the way it is, so we can live here. So that is can sustain us. Because the planet doesn’t need to be saved. It doesn’t care if all the squirrels, elephants, and trees die and there’s just a couple of amoebas floating around at the poles.” — Dave Matthews

Funny & Family Friendly Puns, Jokes & Riddles on Squirrel

What is squirrel’s favourite OTT platform to watch movies?
— Nut-flix
What is a squirrel’s favourite number?
— Tree
When do squirrels run away from rain?
— When it’s raining cats and dogs!
What do you call a squirrel that goes to space?
— An astro-nut
What do you call a squirrel in a monastery?
— A chip-monk
What do you call a chipmunk with right angles?
— Squarrel
What did a squirrel say to its love interest?
— “I’m nuts about you!”
What do rich squirrels eat?
— Cash-ews
Why don’t squirrels have any friends?
— Because they drive everyone nuts.
What do you call a fight between squirrels?
— A squarrel
What is a diet expert for squirrels called?
— A nut-tritionist
Why do employers love to hire squirrels?
— They work for peanuts
What is the squirrel internet called?
— The nutwork!
What do you call a squirrel that solves crimes?
— Squirrel-lock Holmes

Popular Quotes on Squirrel

“I like squirrels. They’re so adventurous.” — Gabby Douglas
“Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble.” — Zadie Smith
“In nature everything is valuable, everything has its place. The rose, the daisy, the lark, the squirrel, each is different but beautiful. Each has its own expression. Each flower its’ own fragrance. Each bird its’ own song. So you too have your own unique melody.” — Diane Dreher
“Everything is made out of Magic, leaves and trees, flowers and birds, badgers and foxes and squirrels and people. So it must be all around us. In this garden-in all the places.” — Frances Hodgson Burnett
“Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.” — Lilian Jackson Braun

Negative Quotes about Squirrel

“A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!” — Sarah Jessica Parker
“Squirrels are just rats with good publicity” — Garrison Wynn
“It annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they’re the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.” — Karl Pilkington
“Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten.” — Joe R. Lansdale
“A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They’re dangerous. It’s rare. I’ve torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So, no football for me. It’s early retirement now. I’ve got a floating knee-cap!” — Niall Horan

Wise & Inspirational Quotes on Squirrel

“Never lose sight of an antelope for a dashing squirrel.” — PLO Lumumba
“The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.” — Henry David Thoreau
“Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and again.” — Will Smith
“You can’t keep a squirrel on the ground.” — Mary Lasswell
“Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns – I think I heard that from a squirrel.” — Jerry Coleman
“The highway of life is filled with flat squirrels that couldn’t make a decision.” — John C. Maxwell
“The best moments any of us have as human beings are those moments when for a little while it is possible to escape the squirrel-cage of being me into the landscape of being us.” — Frederick Buechner
“When businesspeople take credit for creating jobs, it’s a little like squirrels taking credit for creating evolution. In fact, it’s the other way around.” — Nick Hanauer
“The only person who suffers, when you squirrel alway all that hate, is you.” — Jodi Picoult
“The dog that buried the bone which even a canine appetite could not manage, the squirrel that gathered nuts for a later feast, the bees that filled the comb with honey, the ants that laid up stores for a rainy day – these were among the first creators of civilization. It was they….who taught our ancestors the art of providing for tomorrow out of the surplus of today, or of preparing for winter in summer’s time of plenty.” — Will Durant

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“The true husbandman will cease from anxiety, as the squirrels manifest no concern whether the woods will bear chestnuts this year or not, and finish his labor with every day, relinquishing all claim to the produce of his fields, and sacrificing in his mind not only his first but last fruits also.” — Henry David Thoreau
“There’s got to be a moment when that baby [flying] squirrel looks from the end of one branch to the tree six feet away and thinks twice about making a leap. Falling in love is no different; it’s the moment that we close our eyes and throw away everything that seems reasonable and hope to God there’s someone or something waiting to catch us on the other side.” — Jodi Picoult
“Cultivate your own capabilities, your own style. Appreciate the members of your family for who they are, even though their outlook or style may be miles different from yours. Rabbits don’t fly. Eagles don’t swim. Ducks look funny trying to climb. Squirrels don’t have feathers. Stop comparing. There’s plenty of room in the forest.” — Charles R. Swindoll

Funny & Cute Quotes on Squirrel

“It’s easy to smile when you have a squirrel’s intellect.” — Dylan Moran
“To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.” — Demetri Martin
“She’s as nutty as squirrel poo.” — J. K. Rowling
“The squirrels on campus were beyond domestic; they were practically domestically abusive.” — Rainbow Rowell
“I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I’m having a bad day.” — Emily Procter
“People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they’re very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they’re kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy.” — Demetri Martin

Traditional Proverbs & Sayings on Squirrel

“Giving advice to a stupid man is like giving salt to a squirrel.” — Kashmiri Proverb
“Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.” — English Proverb
“No matter how high the squirrel jumps, it will eventually fall onto the ground.” — Malay Proverb
“The squirrel does not talk back to the elephant.” — Angolan Proverb
“A leader does not rise for a squirrel.” — African Proverb
“Pissed off like a little squirrel with a frozen pine cone.” — Finnish Proverb

List of Squirrel Related Days Celebrated Worldwide

Date	Day
21 January	National Squirrel Appreciation Day
22 March	World Chipmunk Day
31 May	Garden Wildlife Week
October – Full Month	Squirrel Awareness Month

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